Ladies and Gentlemen, Please Welcome the New and Improved Senator from PA, John "Who Dat" Fetterman!
Is the left really this desperate? A better question is, are they really this sick and do these ends really justify these means?
As many know, John Fetterman, the freshman, democrat Senator from PA was rushed to the Walter Reed Medical Center in Bethesda MD on February 15th for what was called severe clinical depression. Since that day no one has really seen anything of the Senator, other than a few pictures that were taken within the hospital. Today however, Fetterman and his wife decided to release another picture taken very recently, while he was still in the hospital. That picture above is the one on the right. His wife was cropped out of the picture so you, the reader can see for yourself that one of these men is NOT Senator John Fetterman.
John Fetterman has had multiple problems with speech and cognition, due to a severe stroke he suffered on May 13th, 2022. Many of us saw him attempt to give campaign speeches where he just seemed out of sorts and had a very hard time speaking. Mispronounced words and statements that made no sense were the norm for him during the campaign last year. But somehow, the freshman Senator from PA pulled of a miracle election almost as stunning as the 2020 election, where dementia Joe landed an astounding “81 million” votes while campaigning from his basement in Delaware. Did I mention that Biden’s “81 million” votes have now translated into a 38% approval rating? I’m sorry for getting off the subject, but I just had to say it. Now back to Fetterman and his Mini Me.
The John Fetterman that we all know is the guy on the left, wearing the blue collared shirt. The guy on the right is an impostor! Take a good look at both of these men in the pictures above. The one on the left has ears that stick way out like a sore thumb. The impostor’s ears are cropped close to his head. The eyebrow bone is sticking way out on Fetterman’s forehead, whereas the other guy does not have the defined brow bone. The curved crease going from side to side on the impostor’s forehead is not as well defined as that of Fetterman. Also, if you look very closely at the impostor, there is an additional crease pointing downward toward the bridge of his nose, while Fetterman does not have a crease like that at all. One last observation is the size and shape of their heads. Fetterman’s head is much shorter in length from top to bottom and much wider than the impostor’s head. Here is an even better photo of their heads. The real John Fetterman is on the right.
I don’t know if this is some kind of joke or if the new treatment for severe clinical depression is massive amounts of plastic surgery. If this is all true, and this guy is going to be the new Fetterman, where the hell is the old Fetterman? Is he alive? Did he go on vacation like his wife did while he was in the hospital? Is he still in the psych ward? One thing is absolutely certain…if the left attempts to push this new guy as the real John Fetterman, I can tell you right now, the excrement is going to hit the fan. These leftists will stop at NOTHING to lie, cheat and manipulate. Pure evil!