Many of Jill Biden's Outfits Over the Past Two Years Leave Me Speechless!
But I just gotta say something about this latest one...and several others while I'm at it. What the hell!
How many of you remember The Carol Burnett Show? I was a child when this was on TV and we whatched it religiously. The scene above was from Went with the Wind, a 20 minute parody, obviously of Gone with the Wind. The dress, made from a curtain, with the curtain rod still intact was a brilliant Idea that just added to the hilarity of the whole skit. A real classic for sure!
Then of course there is The Sound of Music and the Von Trapp family children. We all remember when their nanny made play clothes for them out of those dreadful curtains. Although the clothes were quite ugly, they were children and it really didn't matter. The clothes functioned well and the kids made do with them. The only person who really had a problem with the clothing was Mr. Von Trapp. Not only were his kids dressed in curtains, but those curtains were quite expensive, I'm sure.
All of this tells us that in a pinch, all kinds of materials can be used to make clothing, including curtains! You can make a dress for parody or play clothes for the Austrian children in The Sound of Music. Other options are things like burlap potato sacks or even fig leaves…anything is possible!
But then there is Jill and her “curtains be damned” attitude, strutting her stuff in this Minecraft inspired outfit! It takes real courage to even look at it, let alone step outside the White House wearing it! Really, any house!
Now, I don’t believe this outfit was made from curtains because I can't imagine the White House having curtains like this. Matter of fact, I can’t imagine any house having curtains like this. There is a possibility this was made from bed sheets, because my son was a Minecraft fan and he had a sheet and comforter set like this, although not quite as colorful.
Now, I have to give a shout out to the photographer here for their blending ability. If you look at the background, she almost blends in with the landscape…the green and yellow flowers accent the lower 2/3 of the ensemble quite well. Yes, Jill almost pulls it off, until you get to the shoulders, and you are forced back to the reality of this whole, putrid thing…one blue, one white with some yellow squares. It's like having smelling salts held under your nose after being knocked unconscious!
Now Jill has strutted her stuff in some really crazy outfits over the last two years. Everything from flower patterns mixed with polka dots, to French hooker styles with fishnets (obviously Joe’s choice on the fishnets). Nothing has been off limits for this brave First Lady!
Even this sky blue, square top gem left us scratching our heads!
Is it me or does it actually look like she is standing behind a changing curtain with boobs on it? Or maybe she’s at the county fair taking a photo while standing behind one of those photo board thingies.
I mean, if Sponge Bob Square Pants had a girlfriend and she was wearing that outfit, I think he would probably break up with her…but that is just me speculating! I really have no idea what he would do. No matter how you feel about her, you have to admit that the person dressing Jill Biden does not like her very much! The real kicker is, she keeps going along with it!
THE JOKE IN THE DAY WAS SOMEONE GOT DRESSED WITH THE LIGHTS OUT ETC. BUT WHAT CAN YOU SAY ABOUT SOME ONE WHO DRESSES LIKE THIS IN DAYLIGHT? THAT BLUE DRESS LOOK IS MORE THEN SCARY........